Oh java, thy freshly ground aroma does awaken my senses to the pleasures you are soon to impart.
Oh java, thy warmth does give quickening to the very depths of my soul.
Oh java, thy complex taste upon my tongue does give rise to my willingness to spend exorbitant fortunes to acquire but a momentary glimpse into thy chambers of wisdom.
Oh java, thy effect upon my nervous system does allow me great feats of stamina and strength.
Oh java, for the healthful benefits of thy rich antioxidant potential we thank thee, not only for the potential of years added to our life, but also for the life added to our years.
But, oh java, the greatest of all thy gifts, is in giving us thy penitants, the patience to deal with the stupidity of much of humanity, who are not properly thankful for thy numerous benefits!
For these things, oh java, we are most truly grateful =) – David Hoffmaster
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